Thursday, April 09, 2009
I Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
a. a man
b. possess a special "je ne sais quoi"
c. are open to openness
d. love Halloween
e. all of the above
If you pick option e. from the choices above, this is for you. You're welcome. ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Simply 3 Cool Sites
2. This one when you have just returned from a vacation or want a confirmation of how badly you need to go on vacation
3. This one when you don't know whether to quit your job, have a cold one or take a chill pill.
One of these days, someone will write a similar blog post about this site. Until then, there is always site #3 when you need some smart advice. ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Did you say dessert?!
So, here’s your completely irrelevant and oh-so-amusing dose of weekly gossip. This past Friday, at a jazzy birthday party, we met a really cool couple. He was smart and attentive; she was brilliant and resourceful. They were crazy about each other, and it showed. Among the thirty or so odd people at the party, they were the perfect pair to sit across from – fun, entertaining and full of useful information.
What kind, you ask. Well, for instance, I learned that my sciatica is not stress-induced, as I suspected – it was caused by a pinched nerve that resulted from the wonderful childbearing experience – something about something pressing on my uterus, or something… Medical details are too boring to remember – who cares about the particulars, anyway, when all that matters is – the pain will haunt me for the rest of my life!?

On a less depressing note, the other piece of the aforementioned useful information I learned was that Sweet Scoops Yogurt is a much preferred choice to my regular standby – Skinny Cow chocolate-drizzled frozen yogurt bars. Come on, when was the last time you saw a skinny cow?! That’s deceptive marketing at its best, people! So, as I was saying – the yogurt. Sigh. I cannot find the proper words to describe its airiness, creaminess, ice-creaminess, sweetness – yes, it’s sweet, but not overwhelmingly so – just the right amount, and none of that nasty fake-sugar taste. You know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout, right?
The best part of this prolonged and annoying story is the fact that Scoops was on sale at The East Side Marketplace this week. It’s almost like winning the lottery, but not quite. Of course, I didn’t go with the girl’s suggested flavor – I mean, who in her right mind wants mint in their desert?! But I did find a lovely Madagascar Vanilla. Yes, I am one of those people who get offended at the bad rep vanilla gets. To me, the expression “too vanilla” is a compliment, got it?
So now, I just have to hope that FIOS will accidentally add Showtime to our TV package, so that I could check out another one of the gal’s recommendations – The Tudors. After tasting Scoops, I trust that woman forever. How could I not – she’s a lawyer! ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Thursday, March 19, 2009
How to spice things up

Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Ira answers Harper’s Bazaar reader questions
Oh, wow! Kudos for finding such an original reason to be depressed. Most people are wallowing in self-pity because they can’t pay their bills, or because they can no longer afford to eat. You, on the other hand, are a true thinker, one who’s above the pettiness and the mundane routine of everyday life. You live in the realm of fantasy – brava! May we suggest purchasing a leash, wrapping it around your neck and attaching it to a car’s bumper? Just make sure that the car is about to take off; otherwise, you’ll just look foolish. Let us know how that goes for you, please. That is, if we don’t read about you in the morning paper first.
“I have OCD about wearing black. How can I brighten up my life?”
We have OCD about washing our hands, but your version of the disease is so much more interesting. So, let us get it straight. You get up in the morning, take off your black negligee, shower, and dry yourself using your black towel. Then, you put on your black stockings, black delicates and a black dress. Beautiful and ready, you show up at work and try to look sympathetic, so that the grieving family you’re greeting won’t realize that you’re truly digging the Goth look and aren’t just sporting the latest undertaker fashions. Oh, you’re not an undertaker? Our apologies – not as interesting as we thought. Well, in that case, just stop by your local Kmart and pick up some Jaclyn Smith pieces. You’ll love ‘em, we promise!
“The recession is keeping me up at night. My husband tells me I have to cut back on spending, but I’m anxious about spending on a budget. Can I still look chic while buying cheap?”
Funny you should mention recession. I have been hearing that word everywhere nowadays. If your husband is telling you to cut back, then by all means, cut back listening to him and go on a shopping spree. After all, the word recession is so similar to the word recess – they are basically the same thing, n’est pas? Yes, take a recess – you deserve it. If the husband can no longer swing Saks Fifth Avenue, don’t turn your nose up to such worthy alternatives as Neiman Marcus or Barney’s New York. Either one will do. But, it’s really all about preference. If walking around the store is a bother, consider your options. For instance, Nordstrom offers a wonderful service – you just meet with a lovely lady, who would otherwise be unemployed, tell her your clothing faux pas and thrills, and she chooses a brand new wardrobe for you. See? You feel great and do a great deed for humanity! The little sales girl makes a mint on commission; the designer sells his collection, and the store profits. Recession shmesession.

You don’t believe me that these are real questions? Think I made them up? I wish. Check out these Bazaar reader inquiries and more here. Oh, just don’t be disappointed by Karl Lagerfield’s answers. He’s not nearly as witty as I am. ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Monday, February 16, 2009
Parenting 101
Are you a young mom? An inexperienced dad? No worries. Here's a manual that will teach you about every phase of your little one's life. Just follow the directions -- you'll be all set!
Considering it's cold season right now, this point will definitely come in handy.
Now, my son is almost six -- does this mean I can finally start choosing the "No" option? Please say yes! There is nothing better than a snot-smeared finger when it's your child's nasal mucous. Better than reading at bedtime for bonding purposes. No?
Need more guidance? No problemo!
But, in all seriousness, can someone clue me in -- was this manual designed as a joke or is this for real? Please, dear God in whom I don't believe, tell me it isn't so!
♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves“Сiльпо” Ads
This Ukranian brand is offering the most bang for your buck -- read their ads, and no need to read the comics on a Sunday morning. So, save your 10 minutes browsing the paper, and just spend a couple of grand on a trip to Kiev. Right.
Apologies ahead of time to those who don't speak Russian, but this is worth a lesson or two. Maybe it's because I work in marketing, or because I haven't visited the former Soviet Union for the past twenty years, or because I overanalyzed literature for six years ... But, I'm leaning toward -- it's because I have a brain? I can honestly say that I have never in my life seen an advertisement campaign sadder than this brand's:
Rough translation:
(Rhyme)
"I'm a shrimp, and if you, my friend, don't mind, I'd like to be in your mouth."
The translation kind of kills it because the Russian phrase could also mean, "I'd like it in the mouth".
Oh, the innocent Ukranians. How interesting it must be to visit the country as a foreigner. I really should go back.
More gems here. Translate the rest yourselves. Lazy asses.
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Looking for a frugal vacation?

Friday, January 16, 2009
Moda

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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Would you like some brains on the side?

Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Inner peace

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Goodbye and Good Luck
Anywho. Now, I’m onto something much meatier. Reading Grace Paley. Gracie, you da best, woman! May you rest in peace, as my grandma says. You don’t believe me, people? Here is a little taste of just how great this writer is. Enjoy it – it’s worth every bite (or every penny, to be relevant to the blog’s theme. Like how I did that there? Takes talent.)

Where did a Jewish boy grow up so big? “Just outside Kiev,” he told me.
How? “My mama nursed me till I was six. I was the only boy in the village to have such health.”
“My goodness, Vlashkin, six years old! She must have had shredded wheat there, not breasts, poor woman.”
“My mother was beautiful,” he said. “She had eyes like stars.” ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
My cure for recession

Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Hello, what's the number for Manolo, please?
So, let's say you're driving to your cousin's house in Brooklyn. You live in RI and have no clue how to get there. The GPS system has just died because some stupid bolt wasn't screwed on properly and fell out. You can't find it on the floor of your car, and it would just be so much easier to call and find out the directions from the cousin than to start fixing the GPS system on the highway.
Oh, wait! You have her old phone number programmed into your cell. Darn it! Now, it becomes more complicated. Do you pay the three bucks to get her new number or do you pull over and fix the GPS system? Hmm. Well, information might not even have her new number yet, so it really would be a waste of those three bucks, after all. What to do?!

GOOG-411 to the rescue! Google's new service is free -- why else would I be raving about it? Forget 411 -- dial 1-800-466-4411. So, technically, it's more like, more bang for NO buck, people -- the best possible scenario! Don't ever tell me I never gave you something for nothing! ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Can't Live without John Derian

Monday, November 24, 2008
Je Suis Un Autre

Friday, November 21, 2008
Bootie call
That word always brings up an embarrassing memory of that one time, in college, when a used-books store owner yelled at me, but that's a story for another time. Oh, well -- I might as well tell it to you since I've already basically told it. He overheard my incredulous exclamation and came over to chide me, pointing out the difference between cheap books and inexpensive ones. So, from then on, mes amis, I knew better. And you should too!
Why are you still reading this drivel? Go buy the shoes, hear me? No, of course you don't! You're too busy remembering your own mortifying moments.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Excuse me, do you have the time?
So, how did Adam motivate me to post again? You don't care, but I'll tell you anyway. Knowing that I'm a huge shoe fanatic, he thought he would share this really cool shoe site with me. He has underestimated my obsession. Of course, I already knew about it!
So, apparently, the secret is out. I was not telling anyone know about it, but it looks like I am not the only one taking advantage of really cool deals on this site. Yes, other people have discovered it too -- that is why it's so important to check it on a daily basis -- to the peril of your checking account. So, without further ado, here is the big revelation -- it's a treasure that's not hidden well enough, and it's called 6pm.com.

Monday, June 26, 2006
Alligator

So, keep saving. I am not saying good-bye; simply, "see you later". ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Pick up some summer essentials
Ruched-Front Maillot
Sale $21.99 (Orig. $49.00)
Pink Floral Skirt
Sale $17.99 (Orig. $44.00)
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What you gonna do with all that ...

You've got mail!
Isabella Necklace
Regular $95 Sale $29.99

Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Open this Door
If you needed to stock up on some perfume, check out Red Door. It costs $27 and qualifies for a bonus.
Don't forget to use code 57503 to receive 20% off any one item.
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Tommy Hilfiger Boxed Nylon Hobo W/Key FOB - Black
Original Price: $34.00 Now $9.99
Notice--no visible logo! That's quite unusual for a Tommy Hilfiger accessory. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Shall we?
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
The Ex
'The Ex' 5-piece SS Knife Set with Unique Holder

A cool find or a dry idea?
It's one of those things that make you go, "hmmm". You are either thinking, "why didn't I come up with that?" Or, you are annoyed at yet another useless innovation: "that's unnecessary!" Not having tried the product, I am not sure where I stand. I am confused about the fit, though. Aren't everyone's fingernails a different width? If so, how can the strips fit on everybody's nails if they only come in one size? Maybe I am misunderstanding something. If you have used the polish and want to clue us in, please do.
Until then, here is a code for free shipping if you want to try this polish or anything else on Avon's website. It's good until the 22nd of this month: FSWA6.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Comment time!
One request: you may share your blog but, please, do not advertize your store. Thanks in advance. ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Sunday, June 18, 2006
So many purses, so little time...
If you recognize this scenario, keep reading. That was me a couple of months ago. I had all these cute bags sitting on the shelf and not being used. I thought, what was the point of buying them if I am not going to show them off? Therefore, I devised a method to switch purses without wasting any time.
I found a small cosmetic container (the kind they give you in department stores when the makeup you buy comes with a bonus) and put all of my essentials in it. It now contains:

- mints, gum
- tiny lotion, brush-ups, floss
- excedrin
- tide to go (saved me yesterday when I spilled some Masaman curry on my white skirt)
- lipstick, lipliner, gloss
- tissues
- powder
- hair elastic
- pen
- tiny cute mirror
So, the only two things I have to switch from one purse to another are my wallet and the cosmetic container. It helps that all of my bags are kind of large (I use them instead of diaper bags; those tend to be somewhat ugly). Let me know if you find this tip useful.
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Even more shoes!
N.Y.L.A. Women's Suzy Sandal
List Price: $74.95 Price: $20.94 You Save: $54.01 (72%)
Absolutely gorgeous shoe. Would be perfect for my salsa class. Dance the night away in this beauty!
RANDY-01 WEDGE
Price: $33.99 Sale: $22.99 on selected colors & sizes
I have a shoe very similar to this one; mine is from Target. It goes great with skinny jeans.
SANDY-01 HEEL
Price: $32.99 Sale: $21.99 on selected colors & sizes
If you need a red shoe, this one is quite feminine. That's important when you are wearing such a bold color. You don't want to end up looking like a streetwalker.
Get them while they last. Hurry, only limited sizes are available. ♦DiggIt! ♦Add to del.icio.us ♦Add to Technorati Faves
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Shh! It's a secret.
Carlos™ by Carlos Santana
Strappy platform espadrille sandal
Orig. $89. Sale $71
Use code SP61465 to fet FREE SHIPPING!
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