Sunday, August 16, 2009

Topless, Part II

things i learned at the beach today:

- don't use spray sun block on a windy day. your husband will end up looking a bit like a lobster.

- speaking about lobsters... don't put little crabs that your kids find into poland spring bottles because when you'll attempt to drink the water inside, you'll get a little surprise, and it won't be ice...

- don't park on the side of the road when the beach parking lot is full -- you will get a ticket.

- don't put your camera into a bag that has some sand in it -- it will break.

- don't buy your kids ice cream and decide to walk and eat -- they will fall. and scrape stuff. and cry a little.

- don't let these les faux-pas ruin your otherwise lovely day. perfection is boring, remember?

P.S. Does anyone know how to get sand out of the camera?!

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